Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. Masterson's Pub is a sanctuary for sick individuals like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s bar.



This self-styled "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in manipulating others, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a list of atrocities: numerous accusations of intimidation, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.



His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both pathetic and alarming. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another indication.



Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, a additional info picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has fostered an environment so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for ever walking in this cesspit.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently unclean, with trash and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, browse featuring backed-up plumbing and sinks that seem eternally clogged.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the filth that makes this place a dump; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.

Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you want to stay sane, avoid this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds

Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and save yourself the regret.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning an evening out, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the revulsion of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this cesspit won’t disappoint.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from falling prey to this toxic dump.

Stay safe out there!